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I admit it, I laughed.
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How can you hate “The Colonel?”
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartarse!
Ok... cuckoo!
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Head, Paper, NOW!
Take that gigantic melon of yours and get the paper if ya can, hauling that gigantic cranium about...
Oh, now that was off-sides, wasn’t it.
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Look at the size of that boy’s head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.
It’s like Sputnik, spherical but quite pointy in parts.
(Shhh, you’ll give the boy a complex...)
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The Anthony LaPaglia scenes with Alan Arkin as the police captain are classic, too. And Phil “Vicky” Hartman, as the Alcatraz guard turned tour guide...
That whole movie is just comedy gold. Not Mike Myers biggest, but could be among his very best.
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“We have a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down. It’s alright, he’s just pissed...”
“Thirty years ago today, Mae and I were married. And we haven’t agreed on a single thing since... (aye, that’s right...)
Some of you were there.
Some of you weren’t born.
And some of you are now DEAD!
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Mike Meyers best. HEAD. PANTS. NOW!
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It’s a well known fact, sonny Jim, that there is a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentavorate, that controls everything in the world, INCLUDING THE NEWSPAPERS, and meets tri-annually at a secret location in Colorado known as “The Meadows”.
( So Who’s in this Pentavorate?)
The Queen
The Vatican
The Gettys
The Rothchilds
And Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up...
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There goes your father with his Lyndon H. LaRouche RUBBISH AGAIN!